Stolen Quote #32

"You have the short-term memory of a goldfish."

-stolen from Josh Williams.  He said this about my lovely husband, Rob.  And it's true.

Stolen Quote #26

An enlightening quote for your Friday.

"Today in the lab I tooted and about killed myself.  I'm glad no one else was around.  Seriously, I stood up and waved my shirt around."

-stolen from Rob.  He said it years ago and it's still a gem.

Stolen Quote #3

Another Late Night Goofy Moment from Rob produced these awesome quotes:

"You didn't see how I was torturing him! I was pushing his head into his body. Like this." Rob pauses to demonstrate with his own head. "And his legs were tied behind his back. And he was giving me information."

What was he torturing, you ask? A squishy rubber dinosaur.

Part 2:
"He told me where his Big Boss Dinosaur was: Over in the meadow. Eating the brontosaurus."

Part 3:
"I was ruthless. I even bent his toes back. That's when he started talking."

Stolen from Rob

Stolen Quote #2

Last night Rob was being goofy and came up with this line:

"Some days I feel as though I am about to be crushed by the wagon wheel of life."

...

ALMOST deep, but not.

- Stolen from Rob