Friday, May 25, 2012

Stolen Quote #41



A kid quote gem from Tank, who is 5.

Tank:  How do fish get allergies?
Me:  I don't think they do.
(pause.  Tank is thinking.)
Tank:  Then how did allergies get in the tank?
Me (perplexed):  They didn't.
Tank:  You said that allergies were growing in the tank.
Me (as light finally arrives in my brain):  Oh!  Algae!  There's ALGAE in the tank.

I dare you not to giggle, thinking about fish getting allergies.

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